Mr. Sharbaugh

Whatever you do, do NOT order nine pizzas under this guy's name without telling him, and if you do do NOT under any circumstances share it with another class. Just laying this out there :)

"25 G-Points!"

- John Sharbaugh to Prakhya Chikkem after finishing her sonnet, June 6, 2018

"Because I desowyve it"

- John Sharbaugh after recounting an enlightening experience with an intellectual who just wants some fudge, February 13, 2019